Most-watched set
How to Tell When You’re Getting Too Fat - Dylan Sullivan - Lights Out with David Spade · Comedy Central Stand-Up · 96K views (as of 2026-11-06) · Watch on YouTube
Why watch Dylan
Dylan Sullivan has the most reliable résumé in stand-up: he worked the door. At the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, door guy is the job nobody brags about until it turns out to be the apprenticeship that made them. Sullivan went from checking people in to headlining the room, which is the comedy version of starting in the mailroom and ending up with the corner office, except the corner office is a dark stage on Sunset and the pay is worse.
He took the long way there. Born in San Antonio and raised in Colorado, he started doing stand-up in Chicago before moving to Los Angeles, where he also wrote jokes for Pauly Shore. After about four years in L.A., he came back to Texas, landing in Austin just as the city was turning into comedy’s busiest address. These days he works the Comedy Mothership, where he has also been a fixture in its Roast Battle League, the format that rewards exactly the kind of quick, mean precision he’s good at.
His television debut came on Comedy Central’s Lights Out with David Spade, and that set, “How to Tell When You’re Getting Too Fat,” is still his most-watched stand-up clip. He followed it with a Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring set about dating a gay conservative man, voting in 2020 and how badly he wanted to inherit his mom’s Subaru Outback. His Don’t Tell Comedy set, “The Duke of Denny’s,” is the one to show a friend who hasn’t seen him yet.
On stage he is deliberately slow. Sullivan doesn’t rush to the punchline; he strolls up to it, looks around, and then turns somewhere you didn’t expect. It’s a style that looks lazy right up until you notice how little of it is wasted. Comics who work like that are usually the ones other comics stand at the back of the room to watch.
He has been the featured guest on Kill Tony, played the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, turned up in the Comedy Store documentary, and this fall sat in on Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast, which is a reliable sign that the comedians’ comedians have noticed. Why watch him now: Austin is full of comics who are loud. Sullivan is the one making the room lean in.
On podcasts
- Ep 640 - Metasexuality (feat. Dylan Sullivan & SWIM) Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast · Oct 8, 2026